Comic Transcript
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Your Honor, Ubersoft is prepared to call a witness who will show that our social network’s privacy policy has legitimate, user-oriented applications as well as commercial ones.
JUDGE: This should be fascinating.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Defense calls Alice, Ubersoft Marketing employee, to the stand.
JUDGE: Hello Miss.
ALICE: Hello, Your Honor.
JUDGE: You work for Ubersoft’s Marketing Division?
ALICE: I do, Your Honor.
JUDGE: And you’re going to tell the truth today?
ALICE: I’ve been practicing all week.
