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(ALEX sits at his computer, drawn as a STICK FIGURE.)
ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking. How may I help you today?
ALEX: No need to panic, sir. The cartoonist couldn’t get to his laptop today, so he had to improvise.
ALEX: Everything should return to normal tomorrow.
ALEX: No, he probably won’t let you keep the legs.