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Intimidation Fail

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MARK ZUCKERBERG: I thought I’d give you the opportunity to surrender before I replaced you with a smoking pit of charred… flesh? I don’t know, whatever it is you’re made of.

THE DARK LORD OF PAYPAL: I decline to surrender.

MARK ZUCKERBERG: Your funeral.

(Low-pitched thumming noise)

MARK ZUCKERBERG: The noise you hear is the Facebook weapons platform coming to life.

THE DARK LORD OF PAYPAL: The noise you do not hear is my cry of terror.

THE DARK LORD OF PAYPAL: Because I am not crying in terror.


THE DARK LORD OF PAYPAL: That is because I am not afraid.

MARK ZUCKERBERG: Yes, thank you for pointing that out.

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