Comic Transcript
ALICE: Mark, I was hoping you could help me with our new attempt to market the Christmas holidays to a wider range of belief systems. As a Moslem, how could Christmas be made more palatable to you?
MARK: What?
ALICE: As a Moslem, how could Christmas be —
MARK: No, I heard you fine. What makes you think I’m a Moslem?
ALICE: Weren’t you held by the FBI for suspected Terrorist activities?
MARK: This storyline has GOT TO STOP NOW.
