MARK: (Thinking) How ever idiotic the reason, it’s good to be home.
MARK: (Thinking) I just got paid, I have the rest of the week off, and my Netflix queue is bursting at the seams.
MARK: (Thinking) Best of all, it looks like there’s absolutely no danger of Steve jobs’ ego rupturing the space-time continuum.
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