Next Witness, Office Supplies

Next Witness, Office Supplies
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FEDS: Please state your name for the record.

BINKY: Sure think, Skipper!

BINKY: I’m Binky, your artificially intelligent guide to the pervasively cheerful world of Ubersoft IntelliProzac (C)(R)(TM) technology. I’ll guide you through the wonderful and exciting experience of Ubersoft’s patented and trademarked Productivity Software like UberWordSoftPro 2000, allowing you to work more productively, happily, and with increased self-esteem.

FEDS: Artificially intelligent?

BINKY: Saccharine with an attitude, Skipper!

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