The Long Version Might Be More Informative

Comic Transcript

MARK: (Removing Interrogation Hood) Finally! I was getting really tired of that thing.

GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: My people tell me your clearance has finally been upgraded, so there’s no reason for you to keep wearing it. And now we can tell you why you’re here.

MARK: I’m all ears.

GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: What I’m about to tell you is highly classified. It is not to be repeated to anyone outside of this facility, under any circumstances. Communicating this information to unauthorized personnel will threaten the security of the United States and her allies.

MARK: I understand.

GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: The short version is “we’re screwed.”

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