MONK: King, don’t do this! Pretending to be an Apple insider with reliable information in the iPad 3 sounds fun, but it will only lead to ruin!
KING: Hey Monk, it’s OK. I got it covered.
MONK: You’re playing with fire!
KING: Monk, what do I do for a living?
MONK: You work the Help Desk.
KING: And what’s the first thing it says in the Help Desk Employee’s Handbook? The thing they make us memorize at orientation?
MONK: “Always lie to the customer.”
KING: I’m just doing my job.