Comic Transcript
DORIAN: Your Honor, despite what my esteemed colleague might claim, Ubersoft’s victory in this matter is far from assured.
JUDGE: It isn’t?
DORIAN: No. As a matter of fact, we are confident that not only will they be found guilty, but the extent of their guilt will be so great that the only possible course of action will be to lay them to ruin and auction their remains in piecemeal fashion.
JUDGE: The only course?
DORIAN: I’m afraid so. You will be, I regret to say, directly responsible for the utter ruination of Ubersoft if these proceedings should continue.
JUDGE: I feel like weeping tears of joy.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: (Thinking) Hm.
