Help Desk

The Law Of Unintended Sandwiches

Comic Transcript

ALEX: Patent # WO2006068865, “Method and Apparatus for Making a Sandwich.”

MONK: What?

ALEX: That’s right. Someone went there. McFoodStuffs, to be precise.

MONK: Is Ubersoft coming out for or against being able to patent sandwich-making?

ALEX: Alice won’t say. Viktor is meeting with the Boss about it now.

BOSS: What kind of bread are they using?

VIKTOR: Wheat.

BOSS: Then I don’t care.

VIKTOR: Oh. And Rye.

BOSS: CURSE YOU MCFOODSTUFFS!

Related posts

The Infernal Optimist

C. B. Wright

The Panic Hits Early

C. B. Wright

Phil Quits Stalling

C. B. Wright

Leave a Comment