SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: Thank you all for coming here to enter into this vitally important dialog with the Associated Press. We hope that when we’re finished we’ll all walk away with a better understanding of intellectual property, copyright, and why you shouldn’t be copying our work.
RANDOM BLOGGER: Wait just a minute. We were told you wanted to meet with us to work this out.
SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: We decided to work this out by convincing you that you’re wrong and we’re right.
RANDOM BLOGGER: But you’re not right. You’re wrong.
SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: I can see we’re going to have to discuss this privately. Security!
RANDOM BLOGGER: Hey!
SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: Don’t worry, ladies and gentlemen. He’s going to be just fine.
RANDOM BLOGGER: Get off me!
SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: The restraints are for his own protection.
RANDOM BLOGGER: Help!