Comic Transcript
SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: To help you understand the Associated Press’ position on this very difficult and nuanced matter, I’d like a volunteer from the audience for a little demonstration I’ve set up.
(Silence.)
(The crowd of bloggers take a step back, leaving KING standing alone in front.)
SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: It’s good to know the blogging community chooses its volunteers the same way everyone else does!
KING (Thinking): Boy do I feel sorry for that guy.
