ALICE: Boss, we can’t any cute animal scabs anywhere. They’re all refusing to work until the Writer’s Guild’s demands are met.
BOSS: Unacceptable! We must break this internet embargo on cute animals performing tricks!
ALICE: I’ve talked it over with Phil and I think we’ve found a workable substitute.
ALICE: Bring him in now.
BINKY: I’m a cute furry animal, Skipper!
BOSS: This will never work.