BOSS: Alex, I require your opinion.
ALEX: All right.
BOSS: I plan to introduce a new quirky-yet-adorable animal video to be posted in internet sites, thus breaking the embargo on such things and weakening the writer’s guild strike! You will look upon my latest creation and tell me what you think.
BINKY: Meow, Skipper! And purr, too!
BOSS: Does the adorable nature of the creature make you want to watch it on the internet for hours at a time?
ALEX: Actually it makes me want to claw my eyes out and then beat myself senseless with my mouse.
BOSS: That is acceptable.