ALEX: Ubersoft technical support, Alex speaking. How may I help you today?
CUSTOMER: My machine keeps rebooting.
ALEX: Your machine what?
CUSTOMER: Keep rebooting. And rebooting. And rebooting. over and over and over again.
ALEX: How long has it been doing this?
CUSTOMER: … about a week.
ALEX: A week?
CUSTOMER: More or less.
ALEX: You let this go on for a week before you called us?
CUSTOMER: Hey, it’s the most consistent and reliable thing my computer has ever done. I wanted to savor the moment.