One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Evil Box

Comic Transcript

(MONK and PHIL standing in frame. Evil, spherical software box floating behind MONK.)

MONK: Is it still there?

PHIL: Yep.

MONK: What the heck is this thing made out of, anyway? I’m goign to guess it’s not your standard plastic and cardboard job.

PHIL: Do you remember when the Boss told my group to create something to compete with the iPhone?

MONK: You mean that thing of pure evil that melted half our old building to slag?

PHIL: And forced the Hazmat team to collapse the rest of the building in order to bury it in a tomb of concrete and steel. Yes.

MONK: Please tell me you didn’t use the spare parts from that project to create the new Nifty Doorways Verandah box.

PHIL: I didn’t use the spare parts from that project to create the new Nifty Doorways Verandah box.

MONK: You’re lying, of course.

PHIL: Yes I am.

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