Comic Transcript
BOSS: Have you seen the news, Phil?
PHIL: Yeah…Yahoo! is accused of covering up their involvement in the arrest of a Chinese journalist by Chinese authorities.
BOSS: No! Alice?
ALICE: The trade papers are calling Nifty Doorways Verandah “The single most disappointing software release in the annals of human history.”
BOSS: Yes! And what does this mean, Phil?
PHIL: …you’re furious about the negative publicity?
BOSS: No! Alice?
ALICE: You’re pleased that we’re crushing the hopes and dreams of an entire industry?
BOSS: Yes! Phil, what have you learned from this?
PHIL: Don’t answer questions.
