Dissatisfaction Is Job One

Comic Transcript

BOSS: Have you seen the news, Phil?

PHIL: Yeah…Yahoo! is accused of covering up their involvement in the arrest of a Chinese journalist by Chinese authorities.

BOSS: No! Alice?

ALICE: The trade papers are calling Nifty Doorways Verandah “The single most disappointing software release in the annals of human history.”

BOSS: Yes! And what does this mean, Phil?

PHIL: …you’re furious about the negative publicity?

BOSS: No! Alice?

ALICE: You’re pleased that we’re crushing the hopes and dreams of an entire industry?

BOSS: Yes! Phil, what have you learned from this?

PHIL: Don’t answer questions.

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