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The First Thing We Do Is Get Killed By Lawyers

Comic Transcript

MARK: Is it just me, or is there an ocean of children staring at us?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Don’t make eye contact. They can sense your fear.

MARK: What do we do?

ALEX: I suggest we all move, very slowly, off stage left.

MONK: Good plan.

RIAA LAWYER: I’m afraid I can’t allow that.

MONK: It’s the Mafia!

RIAA LAWYER: I’m a lawyer working with the RIAA and the MPAA.

MONK: Same thing!

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