Comic Transcript
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Alice, what I am about to tell you must be kept in the strictest of confidence. The Boss has… changed.
ALICE: Changed? How?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: He’s… suffering from a strange inability to be evil, and it’s starting to affect his behavior.
BOSS: Alice! How good to see you! I hope you are well. I feel delightful! I think perhaps I shall wander the halls of my empire, passing this strangely giddy feeling on to all I meet!
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Sad to see, isn’t it? Ever since the incident with the puppies he’s been going downhill.
ALICE: Incident with the puppies? What incident? Did he eat puppies?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: If only he had.
