BOSS: Phil! Phil! Phiiiiiiillllll!
PHIL: What? What? What?
BOSS: Our website… is different.
PHIL: Oh. Right. I’m converting it over to a database-driven, “bloggish” kind of site. It’ll be better this way.
BOSS: In what way will it be better?
PHIL: Well… you know… it’ll… do stuff…
PHIL: … er…
PHIL: The transition will be extremely frustrating for anyone who tries to view our site.
BOSS: Very well.