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STEVE: Hallo Mark.

MARK: Oh, hi Steve.

STEVE: I say there Sport, but would it be too much trouble to hide me?

MARK: Hide you?

STEVE: There’s a freshly-shorn clone of Abraham Lincoln chasing me about the campus… I don’t know exactly what he wants, but he smells like a gallows and I’m not keen on finding out why.

MARK: He smells like a gallows?

STEVE: Very close to it.

MARK: How do you even know what a gallows smells like?

STEVE: Do you really want me to answer that, or shall we assume the question was rhetorical and laden with suggestive irony?

MARK: The second one.

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