BOSS: I have volunteered each of you for this assignment because I feel you each possess unique talents that will be useful int he struggle ahead.
BOSS: Each of you had been infected by Steve Jobs’ dancing iPod Shadow Ninja virus, so you should have built up some resistance to attempts to infect you a second time.
BOSS: Phil, your programming skills and your familiarity with Binky’s design will enable us to counter any alterations they have made in his programming.
BOSS: Alex, your skill at technical support will enable us to effectively counteract any attempts to distract us form our primary objective.
BOSS: Actually, you are here only because I suspect I will need to sacrifice an employee in order to achieve my objective. but perhaps I will allow you to take notes until that happens.