Comic Transcript
VIKTOR SCHRECK: We would like to thank the California Board of Elections for giving us the opportunity to speak before you today. We hope that this will help clear up some unfortunate misconceptions about our product.
BOARD MEMBER: Misconceptions like “your voting software doesn’t work, and you have consistently refused to include any tools that will verify the tallying of votes, and that you have resorted to intimidation and legal threats in order to keep the flaws in your product hidden from the public?”
(Silence.)
VIKTOR SCHRECK: I’m afraid we may have to cut this meeting a little short.
BOARD MEMBER: Somebody lock the doors.
