Comic Transcript
CUSTOMER: So what exactly is this “Nifty Doorways Y” going to do for me that Nifty Doorways 2003 doesn’t already do?
ALEX: Nifty Doorways Y will incorporate many cutting edge technological enhancements that improve the stability of your network.
CUSTOMER: Hm. What kind of “technological enhancements” are you talking about?
ALEX: Improved stability, improved security, and a self-repairing filesystem are only a few of the features we have planned.
CUSTOMER: You’re going to fix some memory leaks, patch some exploits, and slow down the machine by 300%. What else?
ALEX: We’re working on some new wallpaper, but it’s still being tested by QA.
