ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking.
CUSTOMER: My CD-ROM drive is broken! It won’t play my new music CD!
ALEX: Actually, chances are your CD-ROM drive works just fine. It simply doesn’t support the new encryption that the music industry is introducing on its CDs.
CUSTOMER: It doesn’t?
ALEX: No. As a matter of fact, many regular CD Players don’t support it either, so chances are that CD won’t work in anything else you own, either.
CUSTOMER: So, wait a minute. You’re telling me this really isn’t your fault?
ALEX: That is kind of strange.
CUSTOMER: I need to go lie down.