THE BOSS: It is unfortunate that the market has not responded willingly to our new vision of ap hone interface intruding on every aspect of their lives. However, we have planned for such a contingency.
ALICE: What do you want to do, Boss?
THE BOSS: Throw the upgrade switch. Now.
NARRATOR: SOMEWHERE ELSE
(MARK Sitting at computer.)
COMPUTER: PARTITION NOT FOUND.