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MARK: Go ahead and mock me, computer. Tonight, I will have the last laugh. Tonight you are finally going to work the way you’re supposed to.
MARK’S COMPUTER: I work just fine.
MARK: Don’t start with me.
MARK’S COMPUTER: I’m serious. Have you even bothered to check?
MARK: Well… No. OK, hold on a sec.