Comic Transcript
MARK: What do I need to do to use your free wireless access?
CASHIER: Good afternoon sir, and welcome to McFoodstuffs. What can I get for your today?
MARK: I want to use your free wireless access.
CASHIER: Good afternoon sir, and welcome to McFoodstuffs. What can I get for your today?
MARK: Look, I’m not interested in food, I just want to —
CASHIER: Good afternoon sir, and welcome to McFoodstuffs. What can I get for your today?
(Silence.)
MARK: I’ll have a #3 with a large root beer.
CASHIER: Would you like free* wireless access with that?
