Comic Transcript
MARK: I saw on the schedule they had you working on Christmas Day. That’s terrible.
ALEX: No, it’s actually a pretty sweet deal.
MARK: What?
ALEX: Basic Christmas psychology. No one is willing to admit there are unsolvable problems on Christmas Day. The deluge of calls doesn’t start until the 26th.
MARK: I noticed there weren’t any names listed to work on the 26th.
ALEX: We don’t speak the names of the condemned.
