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MARK: I am a simple man, Alex. I want the simple things in life. Like being able to rely on the technology that my job depends on. Like being able to know that the computer will do the same thing every time it boots.
MARK: Like being able to correctly install a printer driver over a network, knowing that when I press the “print” button on a 300 page document that the right printer will print 300 pages of what I wrote, instead of spitting out piles of garbage.
ALEX: Break in your stomach, the sun on your face, and a good woman by your side — those are simple needs. Correctly configuring a printer on a network spooler is NOT a simple need.
MARK: Well who asked you, anyway?