Help DeskConflict Resolution by C. B. Wright8 June 200122 January 20230 This work is distributed under aCC BY-NC-SA 4.0 License. Comic Transcript ALEX: So, did the British Tabloids really sue us for violating their patent on abusing the British Monarchy? BOSS: No. ALEX: Well, did we settle out of court? BOSS: No. ALEX: Then how did you — BOSS: I bought them.