Comic Transcript
ALEX: I’m sorry, until you upgrade your support contract to Ubersoft Platinum Elite Unlimited I’m unable to give you the information you need to get your computer to stop crashing. Thank you for calling Ubersoft Technical Support, and have a nice day.
ALICE: Hey big brother. Got a second?
ALEX: What’s up, sis?
ALICE: Short version: the copy of the Boss who was the Dark Lord of SCO is now the Dark Lord of Health Insurance, and he’s contracted Ubersoft to handle all the support for his health insurance customer base.
(Silence.)
ALEX: I’d like to hear the long version.
ALICE: Gotta go. Good luck!
