Comic Transcript
ALEX: All of our products are web-enabled, and default to producing content suitable for viewing on the World Wide Web.
CUSTOMER: Oh, that’s funny. Everyone knows you guys put stuff in your software making it next to impossible to view your “web enabled” content in anything but an Ubersoft web browser.
ALEX: On the contrary, all our products are rigorously tested to ensure that they are fully compliant with any and all Ubersoft-authorized open standards.
CUSTOMER: What standards are those?
ALEX: Those are the ones we wrote and didn’t tell anyone about.
