Comic Transcript
MONK: So, I hear the Boss wanted your “honest opinion” on something…
ALEX: Yeah, he wanted to promote me to management, and wanted to know how I felt about it.
MONK: Really? That’s great! Better pay, better benefits, better hours, better —
ALEX: I said no.
MONK: You said no? Why’d you say no?
ALEX: I need my reflection. I shave.
