Comic Transcript
BOSS: Scott, when you first started working at Ubersoft, you had an unfortunate tendency towards… honesty.
BOSS: I’m told that you have managed to overcome your morality, and I am willing to re-instate you as a Help Desk Technician… for one week. During that time, you will be monitored to ensure you deal with our customers… properly.
BOSS: By “properly,” I mean that you will lie and make excuses for the performance of our products.
SCOTT: That’s what I thought you meant.