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BOSS: Remember, Scott… this is a trial run. You have to prove that you’ve attained the level of amorality that befits a competent Help Desk technician in order to advance beyond your trainee status.
SCOTT: OK, OK… I can do this. I just have to be dishonest. I’m going to lie to the first person who calls in…
SCOTT’S MOM: Hello, dear.