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SCOTT’S MOM: I can’t believe you were lying to your own mother. Doesn’t your Boss know it’s a sin to lie to your own mother?
SCOTT: I don’t think he’s terribly religious.
SCOTT’S MOM: I knew it. My son is working for the devil.
SCOTT: He’s not the devil! Though they may be bridge partners.
SCOTT’S MOM: And he plays cards, too? I’m coming to get you.