Comic Transcript
ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How can I help you today?
CUSTOMER: Nifty Doorways Eleventy just automatically updated itself. When it finished rebooting it told me none of my files had been moved.
ALEX: Did you want them to be moved?
CUSTOMER: No!
ALEX: So what’s the problem?
CUSTOMER: Why did it tell me that in the first place?
ALEX: Don’t you want to know that we’re not randomly moving your files around?
CUSTOMER: I’d only want to know that if there was any doubt about it in the first place!
ALEX: Are you telling me that you never once wondered if we might be arbitrarily moving your files around for reasons that we wouldn’t bother trying to explain?
CUSTOMER: … I concede the point.
ALEX: Thank you for calling Ubersoft, and have a nice day.
