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Cold Call

Cold Call
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CALLER: Hello, Alex, we just finished selling a friend of yours our award-winning productivity suite, and he mentioned you might be intere —

ALEX: I’m not.

CALLER: What?

ALEX: Interested. I’m not the least bit interested in your product.

CALLER: But I haven’t told you anythi —

ALEX: You were going to tell me about my friend recommending me, and how you wanted to stop by and show me a no obligation demonstration of said product, in the the hopes that I’ll buy it in a moment of weakness.

(Silence.)

CALLER: Yeah, that pretty much covers it.

ALEX: I’d ask you not to call again, but I’m a realist.


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