BOSS: We trusted you. We took you in. We gave you a job, and this is how you repay us -- by committing the most egregious of sins -- by telling the customer the truth of all things...
NARRATOR: Scott the rainee is being lectured by the Dark Lord of Ubersoft.
BOSS: There is only one punishment fit for your crime. Henceforth, you shall remain at the level of Trainee, doomed to attend training sessions, morale focus groups, and orientation courses for the rest of your feeble existence.
SCOTT: You can't be serious. Not even you can be so cruel.
BOSS: Go to thy new employee empowerment seminar. Go to thy doom.