BOSS: What's going on? Why have we gone to "Red Alert?"
MALE UBERTHUG: We have an OS/2 situation on line 5.
BOSS: OS/2? I thought we'd managed to rid the market of that scourge to conformity...
FEMALE UBERTHUG: Alex is currently handling the call. He's only in General Tech Support, but he's one of our best. He can handle it...
ALEX: We don't support OS/2. Nobody uses it.
CUSTOMER: Hello? What am I?