ALEX: Hey, Scott… you don’t look so good.
SCOTT: I feel terrible.
ALEX: What happened?
SCOTT: I don’t know… I just feel like… like something is terribly, terribly wrong…
ALEX: Something like Apple kidnapping Binky and performing arcane and bizarre experiments on him, turning him into Something That Should Not Be?
SCOTT: No… that’s not it…
MONK: Hey guys, did you hear? Sony released a copy-protected CD that installs a rootkit on a Nifty Doorways PC, allowing them access to that computer!
SCOTT: That’s the one.