Comic Transcript
ALEX: What am I supposed to say to these people?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Calm down, it’s not that bad.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Think of this as just another Help Desk scenario. Say what they want to hear, in such a way as to deflect attention away from us.
ALEX: We believe the person responsible for this outrageous act was a sixteen year old, probably a Linux user, who spends too much time on the web without a web filter.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: See? Look how happy the press is!
