NARRATOR: Why the Dark Lord of Ubersoft is never invited to charity events.
THE BOSS: Each year, thousands of poor and homeless children are mauled. Each year little is done in the way of research to find a solution to this program.
THE BOSS: Mauling is spread by wild, feral dogs.
THE BOSS: I brought some.
(Sound of growling.)
You might think this comic is over the top, but you’re wrong.