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CUSTOMER: My computer is running Doorways 99, and it just crashed –
ALEX: I’m sorry, we no longer support Doorways 99.
ALEX: We have withdrawn support for Doorways 99. It’s an old product, and we’re letting it go.
CUSTOMER: But what’s wrong with it?
CUSTOMER: Well, all right, that was a dumb question.
ALEX: Thank you for calling Ubersoft Technical Support, and have a nice day.