Comic Transcript
NARRATOR: November 7, 2000, 7:58PM
TELEVISION: We’ve been getting a steady stream of exit poll information, and our new modeling software is ready to give us a prediction of who has won the state of Florida.
NARRATOR: November 7, 2000, 7:59PM
TELEVISION: That’s right, Tom. The Ubersoft Election 2000 Data Modeler can gave up-to-the-minute predictions on who is winning what state and what district at what time.
NARRATOR: November 7, 2000, 8:00PM
TELEVISION: This just in… Al Gore wins Florida with 48% of the vote, George W. Bush trails with 32%, and “Binky the Cheerful Winking paperclip” was 20%.
ALEX: (Thinking) I think they’re going to need me at work.
