Comic Transcript
ALICE: If any customers call in today with worries about the “Conficker” virus, tell them their best defense is to update to Ubersoft VirusStopper Ultimate Professional 10000 and then transfer them to sales.
ALEX: You actually know about the Conficker virus?
ALICE: Not really. I’m vaguely aware that it’s planning to “do something” on April 1 that may or may not herald the end of the computer age as we know it.
ALEX: Will Ubersoft VirusStopper Ultimate Professional 10000 actually protect anyone from the virus?
ALICE: I doubt it. But I figure we have two days of sales before our computer controlled financial infrastructure collapses.
ALEX: Right.
