Comic Transcript
ALICE: I’m sorry to say it, Boss, but most of the press coming in from Apple’s iPhone release has been overwhelmingly positive. They really like the phone.
BOSS: I am unconcerned.
ALICE: Really? I thought you’d be mad.
BOSS: I am not. I have found their weakness… they rely on another business to provide cellular service for their phone. We will attack them from that direction.
ALICE: Do you mean… ?
BOSS: I do.
BOSS: We will provide AT&T’s technical support.
ALEX: Ma’am, in order to activate your iPhone you’ll need to stand on top of your desk and drop the phone to the floor. Twice.
