Comic Transcript
ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking.
CUSTOMER: Hi, um… I’m a frequent critic of your company, and I need a little help…
ALEX: This should be interesting.
CUSTOMER: Well… OK, assuming that you guys have a point,a nd that our criticism of the Conquistador Beta’s lack of support for the full CSS-2 standard isn’t entirely fair… can you suggest anything we could criticize that’s, you know, completely fair game?
(Silence.)
ALEX: we’re not requiring all our customers to prove their software isn’t pirated before they download non-critical updates.
CUSTOMER: Great! Thank you so much.
