CUSTOMER: Look, I simply can’t believe that Ubersoft insists on adamantly refusing to embrace the latest cascading stylesheets standard!
ALEX: As opposed to what?
CUSTOMER: As opposed to…? What do you mean?
ALEX: Name one browser that supports the entire CSS-2 standard.
CUSTOMER: Er… all of it?
ALEX: Do you even know what the entire CSS-2 standard is?
CUSTOMER: That’s not the point.
ALEX: Thank you for calling Ubersoft, and have a nice day.